I'm not drunk yet!

  • friend: ever wondered what the person you're going to marry is doing at this very moment?
  • me: they're on tour

Malerie, that’s impossible. Let’s assume the average song runs somewhere around 3 minutes. There’s 1440 minutes in a day; if we were to divide 1440 by 3, we would get 480, meaning you would only be able to listen to that song 480 times a day.

Malerie, that’s impossible.

Let’s assume the average song runs somewhere around 3 minutes. There’s 1440 minutes in a day; if we were to divide 1440 by 3, we would get 480, meaning you would only be able to listen to that song 480 times a day.

(Source: vaspim, via your-vagina)